An Americanist
Welcome to An Americanist, your go-to solo podcast for a quick and snarky dive into the current events and politics shaping our nation! As a daily extension of the An Americanist blog, I’m here to break down the headlines that matter—Monday through Friday—without the fluff and filler.
In each bite-sized episode, I tackle the latest political news, dissect current events, and share my unfiltered thoughts, all with a sprinkle of humor and a touch of sass. From legislative shenanigans to social issues stirring the pot, I’ll keep you informed and entertained in just a few minutes each day.
Join me as we explore the stories that impact America and remind ourselves why an engaged citizenry is essential for our democracy. Whether you’re commuting, grabbing coffee, or taking a break, An Americanist Daily is the perfect way to stay in the loop without sacrificing your time or sense of humor.
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Episodes
924 episodes
From Houston to Heteropessimism: What could go wrong?
A city reels, leaders insist on calm, and the numbers won’t stop echoing: sixteen bodies discovered in Houston’s bayous this year. We walk straight into the tension between fear and fact—what officials mean by “no evidence,” what communities he...
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Hollywood sequels, messy comebacks, and a coaching cliffhanger
Sequels, scandals, and sideline drama meet at the crossroads of second chances. We dive into reports that Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ follow-up is moving ahead in Rome with a completely new cast, unpacking why a clean slate might be the ...
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Half the Day, Gone to Emails: A Rant on Burnout, Tech, and What Work Should Feel Like
A parking spot standoff sets the tone for a blunt look at a headline that won’t die: half of our workday is supposedly swallowed by “busy work.” We unpack what that really means, where the numbers feel inflated, and where the pain is absolutely...
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Cocaine, chatbots, and crunchy yogurt walk into a bar
Grief, heat, and a plate of ants—today’s conversation pulls no punches. We open with a disturbing report from Brazil about a couple found dead in a motel bathtub, where alleged 122°F water and a space heater, combined with alcohol and cocaine, ...
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12:08
From NFL Scandal to Ambulance Birth to an Unlikely Love Story
Headlines can turn a life into a single sentence—until you slow down and hear the human story inside. We open with the Indianapolis alley confrontation involving former NFL quarterback Mark Sanchez: a late-night bar scene, a 69-year-old grease ...
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16:49
Scent Alarm, Side-Eye, and Dear Abby
Coffee-scented wake-up calls? We start with a quirky hotel experiment rolling out across Asia Pacific: an alarm clock that swaps buzzers for breakfast aromas like coffee, bacon, blueberry muffins, and regional picks. It’s playful and a little p...
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From “married my brother” to “Professor Vajastan” to “Ryder Cup Rambo”—today’s tour of weird
Shock can be a shortcut, but it’s also a compass—pointing us toward the places where institutions, media, and public trust collide. Today we pull on three threads that lit up our feeds: sweeping claims of immigration fraud in Minneapolis tied t...
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11:24
When Weddings Starve, Pizza Delivers: Viral etiquette, smart ring chaos at the airport, and the $30k baby-name business
A hungry guest orders pizza at an eight-hour wedding, a smart ring swells and blocks a flight, and a consultant charges $30,000 to name babies—three viral headlines that sound ridiculous until you dig into the rules, risks, and status games und...
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A morning where Pride loses sponsors, YouTube pays Trump, and a mom strips to make a point
A rough Tuesday turns into a sharp tour through culture’s pressure points—money, speech, and protest—told through three stories that won’t sit quietly. We start with major Florida cities canceling Pride events after sponsor dollars dry up, then...
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10:47
When Veterans Snap: Examining Recent Tragedies and Personal Growth
The beautiful innocence of childhood provides a stark contrast to the troubling headlines that dominate our news cycle. This morning's reflections begin with a heartwarming story about a weekend park adventure with my grandson, who surprised me...
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Weird News and Weekend Plans: From Crime Updates to Movie Marathons
Every Friday brings a chance to reflect on the week's most thought-provoking stories, and this episode doesn't disappoint. While driving to work with "Carol" by the Rolling Stones playing, I found myself wondering about other songs featuring wo...
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Quiet Time Surcharges and Other Hospitality Industry Absurdities
Ever been blindsided by a strange charge on your restaurant bill? Imagine finishing a peaceful meal only to discover a 20% "quiet time surcharge" tacked on simply because you dined during off-peak hours. According to one customer's account, a r...
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12:15
The Witch Hunt on Charlie Kirk
Ready for a wild news day? We're diving into three jaw-dropping stories that'll have you questioning reality.First up, a truly disturbing revelation: a Jezebel writer proudly admitted to hiring witches from Etsy to curse Charlie Kirk ju...
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10:35
From Deadly Lightning to Political Tension: A Morning Roundup
Lightning strikes in the most unexpected ways. The mystery of two young elk hunters found dead in Colorado has finally been solved with a shocking twist – they were instantly killed by lightning, leaving only slight burns on their bodies. It's ...
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10:55
Faith and Mortality: A Monday Reflection
The power of public faith declarations takes center stage as we reflect on the Charlie Kirk Memorial service. What struck me most wasn't just the five-hour duration or the assembly of political figures, but the bold proclamation of biblical tru...
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10:28
Skip the News and Play "Spot the Fake Advice Column"
Ever have one of those days when scrolling through the news just makes you want to close your browser and walk away? That's exactly what happened in this episode. After a brief morning coffee delay (complete with baristas blaming their "self-cl...
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9:21
Voices Silenced: The Jimmy Kimmel Controversy
Words have consequences – a truth that echoes through the shocking headlines of our current media landscape. The indefinite suspension of Jimmy Kimmel's show by ABC serves as a stark reminder that even established personalities face repercussio...
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From Dearborn to Germany: Religious Tensions and a Mother's Desperate Fight
Religious tensions and medical miracles take center stage in today's exploration of how faith intersects with public life in America and abroad.The borders of religious tolerance are being tested in Dearborn, Michigan, where a shocking ...
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14:26
Speaking My Mind: Celebrity Transformations, Hamas Hypocrisy, and Free Speech Debates
Ever noticed how quick people are to judge what they don't understand? Today's candid morning reflection dives into the frustration of watching uninformed critics attack public figures like Charlie Kirk while openly admitting they know nothing ...
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11:45
Boomboxes, Books, and Avoiding the Mud: My Weekend Detox
What happens when we intentionally disconnect from the digital world? This intimate morning reflection explores the transformative power of putting down our phones and engaging with life directly.After becoming overwhelmed by online neg...
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11:32
Who will lead the young conservatives now that Charlie Kirk is gone?
The brutal assassination of Charlie Kirk has left the conservative movement reeling, searching for answers in a time of increasing political violence. What could drive someone to murder a man whose approach to debate was marked by gentleness, l...
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The Assassination of Charlie Kirk
The shocking assassination of Charlie Kirk has created a profound national moment of grief, intensified by its occurrence on the solemn anniversary of 9/11. These twin tragedies—one embedded in our collective memory, the other a fresh wound—con...
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Who's Really Safe? The Disturbing Reality of America's Criminal Justice Crisis
Violence seems to be everywhere these days - even in the most unexpected places. Today we dive into a truly bizarre case where a decomposed, dismembered body was discovered in a Tesla registered to popular singer D4VD (pronounced "David") after...
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11:59
Iran-Contra to Kiss Cams: Tuesday's Quirky News Digest
Did you know Oliver North is still alive—and just got married? At 81, the Iran-Contra figure secretly wed his former secretary Fawn Hall, 40 years after they became household names during one of the Reagan administration's biggest scandals. Thi...
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Dynamite Dogs and Wilderness Dads: News You Missed
Have you ever noticed how the simplest family moments can fill your heart with unexpected joy? That warm feeling when your grown children enthusiastically say "we'll be there" without hesitation creates a sense of connection that's irreplaceabl...
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